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Ten Commandments
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10 Thou shalt covet thy neighbor's house, wife, car, ox and ass, especially his ass.
9  Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor unless advised by thy lawyer to do so.
8 Thou shalt not steal without checking for the presence of CCTV cameras.
7 Thou shalt not commit heterosexuality.
6 Thou shalt kill only those of Mine enemies that are upon Death Row or that are within the Axis of Evil, or those who are sadly and regrettably struck down by Friendly Fire in the unavoidable chaos of modern, high technology peace-keeping.
5 Honor thy foster parents and thy social worker that they may keep thee and protect thee when thou art released from the big house.
4 Remember the Sabbath and keep thy stores and markets wholly open, for thy church's pension fund hath invested heavily in the retail sector.
3 Thou shall not take the Name of thy God in vain; for She is an Angry God and will not hold him guiltless who taketh Her Name in vain.
2 Excepting in Hollywood thou shalt not make for thyself any graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth, and for those images that I have licenced thou shalt tithe unto Me ten per cent of the gross.
1 I am thy God, Who brought thee into the lands of Egypt, Lebanon, Somalia, Iraq, etc, and thou shalt have no other gods before Me apart from Mammon, Eros, Batman and Robin, the Green Berets, the SAS, Jessica Lynch and other Super Heroes.

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