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		You shall not take any God except one God.	I am the Lord thy G-d, Who brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. Thou shalt have no other gods before Me.	There is no God except one God.
		You shall make no image of God.	Thou shalt not make unto thee a graven image, nor any manner of likeness, of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.	There is nothing whatsoever like unto Him.
		You shall not use God's name in vain.	Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy G-d in vain; for the Lord will not hold him guiltless that taketh His name in vain.	Make not God's name an excuse to your oaths.
		You shall honor your mother and father.	Honor thy father and thy mother, that thy days may be long upon the land which the Lord thy G-d giveth thee.	Be kind to your parents. If one or both of them attain old age in thy life, say not a word of contempt nor repel them but address them in terms of honor.
		You shall not steal.	Thou shalt not steal.	As for the thief, male or female, cut off his or her hands, but those who repent after a crime and reform shall be forgiven by God for God is forgiving and kind.
		You shall not lie or give false testimony	Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.	They invoke a curse of God if they lie. Hide not the testimony.
		You shall not kill.	Thou shalt not murder.	If anyone has killed one person it is as if he had killed the whole mankind.
		You shall not commit adultery.	Thou shalt not commit adultery.	Do not come near adultery. It is an indecent deed and a way for other evils.
		You shall not covet thy neighbor's wife or possessions.	Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house; thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor anything that is thy neighbor's.	Do good to your parents, relatives and neighbors.
		You shall keep the Sabbath holy.	Remember the Sabbath Day, to keep it holy. Six days shalt thou labor, and do all thy work; but the seventh day is a Sabbath unto the Lord thy G-d, in it thou shalt not do any manner of work.	When the call for the Friday Prayer is made, hasten to the remembrance of God and leave off your business.
		Upon hearing that God had ordained 613 commandments, the Jews cried as if with one voice, "Enough already," and begged Moses to give them just the first ten.The remainder are listed in the Torah and include the whole of the New York bar exam.