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to be the rightful ruler of the “kingdom of Wasdale.” He was joined on stage at the Bridge Inn, Santon Bridge, by his "queen,” fellow South African Anje Du Toit, and promised to build a castle on top of Scafell Pike, England's highest mountain (only 978m). The judges’ decision caused uproar as the audience started shouting “What a sell out! He’s not Cumbrian.” The local Mayor George Clements retorted: “This is a world championship and is open to anyone in the world.” The defending champion George Kemp had a disastrous night. He forgot his lies and had to give up halfway through his tall story. Abrie, the new champ, avoided the risk |
of forgetting his lies by reading
from a script - one of the reasons for the allegation of
cheating.
Favorite John Graham - known locally as Johnny Liar
- won second place but has threatened never to compete again.
He said: ''Due to the poor organizing and running of the event, I worry that there is nobody with any interest or knowledge of the rules of this ancient lying night." Competitors are naturally supposed to cheat as elaborately as possible but, says Graham, they must not use a script or props (such as a kilt) and must not tell jokes - all of which Abrie was accused of doing. Abrie promised the locals: "This is Cumbria’s trophy and it will always stay here." |
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