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 Or is it something repellent?
A truffle of the variety tuber melanosporum - the so-called black gold of Poitrine.  This two-kilo speciment sold for over $3,000 in 1998.

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(B11) Faites attention - pourriture seche
4 beds, truffle pit, double garage
€70,000
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3 beds, two truffle pits, large barn
€55,000 | $63,000 | £40,000  
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2+1 beds, various outbuildings
€30,000 | $35,000 | £21,500 
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4 beds, truffle pit, workshop, two garages
€70,000
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THE amazing history of this Gallic paradise, which lies athwart the boundary twixt Provence and Loire-Atlantique, is one that is as well known to French schoolchildren as is the tale of Robin Hood to their English-speaking counterparts around the world.
Anyone thinking of buying or renting a property in Tour will profit from reading our account of the town's remarkable history.  Just click here for the "Story of Tour."
But back to the practical realities of today.  It is tragic that the collapse of the small-scale cultivated truffle business has brought about a wholesale migration of the formerly well-to-do peasantry from the land to to the suburbs of nearby Marseilles, where jobs are more abundant..
But all tragedies have a silver lining, and none more so than in Tour, where the flood of farmhouses and cottages coming on to the market means even ordinary retirees and holiday-makers can afford that magical "place in France."
Most of these now-empty homes have truffle pits, which are about two metres deep, three or four metres wide and about ten metres long.  They are lined with concrete and can easily be converted to swimming pools.
Normally the pits are - or were - seeded with truffle spore then filled with a mixture of rotted pig manure, oak leaves and the extraordinarily fertile volcanic soil for which Tour is renowned.  The pits were then covered with tarpaulins to retain warmth and moisture, allowing the spore to germinate and mature.
Tour is the only place in the world where truffles have been successfully cultivated on a large scale.  The rewards have been staggering.  Not for nothing  is the tuber melanosporum known as the black diamond: it can fetch between €600 and €2,500 a kilo.
Small family-run businesses were making €100,000 or more a year from each truffle pit.  Life was good.  That changed almost overnight when the vast conglomerate Champignons du Monde moved in and started a massive underground truffle farm in the old mine workings of Tour. The price of cultivated truffles, which had been almost on a par with wild truffles, collapsed.
  Champignons du Monde cornered the world market, leaving the family firms virtually without income.  "It was very sad," said the Mayor, Pierre Mayle.  "We had several suicides.
  "Some of our farmers have been able to get jobs with Champignons du Monde but their neighbours regard them as traitors.  There were death threats and violent clashes at the time.
  "But that was three years ago.  Things are settling down now. The sale of abandoned property is bringing money into the community and at last, with the arrival of the Germans, the British and the Americans, we have something to laugh about."
  One flourishing new business is the conversion of truffle pits into swimming pools.  Tour's leading converters, cousins Clive Kristen and Andre de Vries, have prospered and are already Euro millionaires.

CONTACT: Poitrine Properties, 3me etage, Batiment de 18 juin 1940, Place du 11 novembre 1918, Boulevard du 29 juillet, Tour de Poitrine, France 85007.  Telephone 89 54 11 91 28.  Email dickymaison@ worldfriend.com

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